Sortes Sanctorum

Enter your question here.
Eg: “Should I emigrate to Venus?”, “Should I marry someone with a ginger beard?”, “What should I have for dinner?”, etc.etc.
(Or click “generate question” to retrieve a random question from the Interwebs.)

NB: Your question doesn’t go anywhere, it’s just for illustrative purposes.

QUESTION:

"Why does it always rain on me?"

Now click “Get verse!” to answer your question by plucking a random verse from the Bible.

ANSWER:

(This is not how to read the Bible, you realise.)

NOTE: This is really, really NOT how to read the Bible. Click here for the background on why I created this.